MatlockPortable Indonesian Teak Wooden Patio Lounger
R1,679
About
The Matlock is manufactured from solid Indonesian teak in a natural honey brown colour. This portable piece offers a carry handle and folds away for easy storage.
Teak wood is one of the most durable hardwoods there is. The natural oils within the wood protects it from insects, water, rot, fungus etc. Even without any treatment the wood can last for many decades without the need for varnishes or sealants. Teak used in our outdoor furniture are harvested from sustainable forests only.
Product Features
- Portable with carry handle
- Folds away for easy storage
- Solid Indonesian teak wood
- Durable
- Ultra stylish
Product Specifications
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Dimensions: 1780mm (L) x 700mm (W) x 660mm (H)
Note: Only items specified are included. Any other furniture pieces, décor and accessories shown in the product photography are excluded.
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